The Lingerers

“You have the best job in the world, you really do…”
So the refrain goes, a bit of admiration laced with a dash of jealousy and a smattering of “Oh FFS, all you guys do is drink for free all day, you massive old soaks.” Sure, I used to enjoy them, revel in them: back when gin and tonics were still fizzy and vegans didn’t exist – glory days. Then something started to happen, a stealth attack, a creeping feeling…
Noble Rot, Issue 17