“Bliss and heaven! Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!” — A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess (1962).
My droogs, you can now viddy this horrorshow label @KilnSoho, and sloosh it down. Welsh Albariño/Chardonnay from Monmouth. Perky, twangy acidity, eye widening. Unfined, unfiltered, no sulphur at bottling, spontaneous ferment. 10 mg/L total sulphites (for the sulphur geeks).